Choosing a Gym - How to pick the right gym for you in today's world of health spas and sports centres

Choosing A Gym.

You've been thinking about it for a while and have finally come to the conclusion that it's time to join a gym. Good man! You've now made the first step towards becoming a fully fledged gym rat and like the Chinese say - even the greatest journey must start with a single step (although these days most people go by car).
Now another challenge faces you - actually choosing a gym to go to! With so many health spas, sports centres and old-fashioned gyms all fighting for your attention it's easy to get confused and make an uninformed decision. Fear not however, as by filling out the questions below you should be able to find the perfect gym for you - one that caters to your unique needs. Because you're an individual, never let anyone else tell you different (unless you're a twin).

Don't worry I don't store any of your answers on these tests so you can be completely honest. It'll be our little secret eh?

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Experience

Do you have any experience in the gym?

I'm a veteran with years of hardcore experience behind me.
I've got a fair bit of experience under my belt.
I've been to a gym before but I wouldn't call myself an expert exactly... Just your regular joe!
I've never been a member of a gym.
What is this... gym?
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Goals

So why are you going?

To scout for birds!
To become a humanisaurus! (really big mofo)
Just to keep up a general level of health.
I'm morbidly obese. Everyone hates me. I smell. I haven't seen my penis in years... Help me...
I want to gain some muscle! Yeah!
To tone up
I want to get a beach body.
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Moolah

How much money do you have to spare?

I could buy Richard Branson and make him my Gimp.
I chew on dog biscuits because it's all I can afford to eat/I'm a student.
I'm pretty standard in terms of cash.
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Extras

Are you likely to use the extra amenities? Swimming pool, classes etc?

Yes
No
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You

What would you class yourself as?

A powerlifter
A bodybuilder
An average guy
A wimpling/out of shape/fatty fat fat
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Colour

What is your favorite colour?

Red
Green
Sort of aqua marine with a hint of gold. Like Gold sparkles...
My favorite has been left off the list...
This is blatantly irrelevant - I refuse to jump through hoops for you
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