Reasons it's Cool to be Muscular

by Adam Sinicki

Bodybuilding changes your life in a number of positive ways and is a hobby that *everyone* should take up to feel better about themselves and improve their health. But if you still aren't convinced then here are just a few reasons why it's great to be a bodybuilder. For those readers who are *already* bodybuilders, now is a time to feel smug.

• You can take off your top with pride - and you regularly will - that much is for sure.
• You'll win at sports, events and activities that you wouldn't otherwise. Alpha Male status ahoy!
• You'll being able to do cool party tricks like handstand press ups.
• You'll gain automatic respect, unless you're a lost cause.
• You can use it as a way to attract the opposite sex (saves money on buying drinks that way too).
• You'll be more imposing and authoritative.
• If you get really good you can make money as a model or professional bodybuilder.
• You can give awesome dead arms...
• And win arm wrestles...
• And fights.
• You'll never struggle with a jam jar again! You could also achieve this by stopping eating jam.
• You can climb better.
• You'll get to experience the pleasure of relaxing after a workout with your body feeling numb and tired and flowing with endorphins.
• You'll have lots of energy.
• You'll be able to eat much more meat!
• You might get called 'Big Guy' or 'Arnie' or 'Rambo'.
• You'll start catching yourself in shop windows and thinking damn!
• You'll get to experience the camaraderie of the gym.
• Plus you'll be a member of the Iron Brotherhood.
• Finally, if you ever met Batman you'd have stuff in common...